Birthday Funny Quotes

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Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.
~ Jennifer Yane
They tell you that you'll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don't tell you is that you won't miss it very much.
~ Malcolm Cowley
Age is a number and mine is unlisted.
~ Unknown
If I'd known I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself.
~ Ubie Blake
Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed.
~ Anthony Powell
As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two.
~ Sir Norman Wisdom
Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life.
~ Daniel Francois Esprit Auber
First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down.
~ Leo Rosenberg
It's sad to grow old, but nice to ripen.
~ Brigitte Bardot
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
~ Jack Benny
Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
~ Charles Schultz
Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed.
~ Anthony Powell
"They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body."
~ Unknown
If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.
~ Euripides
Of late I appearTo have reached that stage When people who look oldWho are only my age.
~ Richard Armour
Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard there is nothing you can do about it.

Two elderly men are sitting on a bench outside a retirment home and one says, “Ted I am 83 years old now and I’m just full of aches and pains. I know you’re about my age how do you feel?”
Ted says “I feel like a newborn baby!”
“Really? like a newborn baby?”
“Yep no hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants!”

Forget about the past, you can’t change it,
Forget about the future, you can’t predict it,
Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one!

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Birthday Funny Quotes