Funny Movie Quotes

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Major Strasser (Conrad Veidt): What is your nationality?
Rick Blaine (Humphrey Bogart): I'm a drunkard.
Capt. Louis Renault (Claude Rains): That makes Rick a citizen of the world.
+"Casablanca"

Clarice (Jody Foster): If you didn't kill him, then who did, sir?
Lecter (Anthony Hopkins): Who can say? Best thing for him, really. His therapy was going nowhere.
+"Silence of the Lambs"

Reporter: Tell me, how did you find America?
John Lennon: Turned left at Greenland.
+"A Hard Day's Night"

Jessica Rabbit (Kathleen Turner): I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way.
+"Who Framed Roger Rabbit"

Favorite Funny Movie Quotes #1The key here, I think, is to not think of death as an end. But, but, think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses.
Boris Grushenko (Woody Allen) in 'Love and Death'

Favorite Funny Movie Quotes #2 'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way.
Jessica Rabbit (Kathleen Turner) in 'Who Framed Roger Rabbit'

Favorite Funny Movie Quotes #3 Old age. It's the only disease, Mr. Thompson, that you don't look forward to being cured of.
Bernstein (Everett Sloane) in 'Citizen Kane'

Favorite Funny Movie Quotes #4 Scarecrow (Ray Bolger): I haven't got a brain... only straw.Dorothy (Judy Garland): How can you talk if you haven't got a brain?Scarecrow: I don't know... But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking... don't they?Dorothy: Yes, I guess you're right.
'Wizard of Oz'

Favorite Funny Movie Quotes #5Reporter: Tell me, how did you find America?John Lennon: Turned left at Greenland.
A Hard Day's Night

Favorite Funny Movie Quotes #6Gentlemen. You can't fight in here. This is the War Room.
President Merkin Muffley (Peter Sellers) in 'Dr. Strangelove'

Favorite Funny Movie Quotes #7Clarice (Jody Foster): If you didn't kill him, then who did, sir?Lecter (Anthony Hopkins): Who can say? Best thing for him, really. His therapy was going nowhere.
'Silence of the Lambs'

Favorite Funny Movie Quotes #8You know, you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle.
Groucho in 'Duck Soup'

Favorite Funny Movie Quotes #9Major Strasser (Conrad Veidt): What is your nationality?Rick Blaine (Humphrey Bogart): I'm a drunkard.Capt. Louis Renault (Claude Rains): That makes Rick a citizen of the world.
'Casablanca'

Favorite Funny Movie Quotes #10Oh. If I just wasn't a lady. What wouldn't I tell that varmint.
Scarlett (Vivian Leigh) in 'Gone With The Wind'

Funny Movie Quotes