Source(google.com.pk)
Cute Funny Quotes Biography
I have friends who are great joke-tellers. They time their lines perfectly. But, "joke delivery" was never my cup of tea. I excel in sharing cute funny quotes. And somehow, it seems to get my listeners' funny bone. You can also work on being a funny person by using some cute funny quotes. Start with this page of funny quotes.
Barry Goldwater
I think any man in business would be foolish to fool around with his secretary. If it's somebody else's secretary, fine.
Roger Kahn
I was showing early symptoms of becoming a professional baseball man. I was lying to the press.
Robert Paul
My computer goes down on me more often than my girlfriend.
Miguel de Unamuno
Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion.
Alexander Woollcott
All the things I really like are either immoral, illegal or fattening.
Ron Nesen
Nobody believes the official spokesman, but everybody trusts an unidentified source.
Jay Leno
Don't forget Mother's Day… or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.
Tom Snyder
If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?
Benjamin Franklin
Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.
Anonymous
Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
Confidence: wear it like make-up!
Stop planning your life, and let it plan itself. Quit trying to find the perfect boy & let him find you. If you dont want drama then dont talk ****. Things are only as complicated as you make them..
she was the kind of girl that never let the guys get the best of her, that didn’t fall in love easily, until that one guy came along
It’s not cause I don’t like you, it’s just that I’m scared of loving and losing
she’s not perfect, & neither is he
but together, they just might be
& most of all;
i’m scared of not being
good enough.
take no one for granted
because the truth is
no one waits forever <3
it’s like half of me wants to be with him &&
the other half wants to seriously get over him
You’ve been with a lot of different girls,
& i don..t want to be just another girl...
You don’t love someone because they’re perfect,
you love them in spite of the fact that they’re not.
True love doesn’t mean you wont break up it means you’ll always get back together. And it doesn’t mean you won’t fight it just means you will fight together.
God never brings you anything
you can’t handle. If he brings
you to it, he’ll bring you through it.
& in the end
people always turn out to be
who they promised they wouldn’t.
everyone has things they regret in life...
but i don’t regret anything because one
way or another, it led me to you <3
Being around you, makes me feel like
for once in my life I don’t have to try to be happy-
it just happens.
For once in her life,
she just wants some one
to take a chance with her,
to show them that she can be worth it.
Well, I was going to leave
but then I realized
I would rather fight with you
than ever love anyone else
She taught herself not to care anymore...
She thinks she’s getting better but really:
she’s just used to the pain
It’s crazy when you think you
actually mean something to
someone, and then, they just turn
around and prove you wrong.
I never wanted anything but to be everything to you.
And she is barely hanging on because she knows she can’t let go.
I want to be that girl. He’s scared to lose. The ONE he can’t walk away from knowing she’s mad at him. The ONE who can’t fall asleep with0uT her voice being the last ONE he hears....the ONE he wouldn’t kn0w.wHat. to.dO.witHout <3
Goodbyes make you think.
They make you realize what you’ve had,
what you’ve lost,
&& what you’ve taken for granted.
At one point or another... You will realize he doesn’t care. And you’re missing out on someone that does.
Let's set the record straight.
No one makes me smile
quite like you do
let's run away ;
we'll never look back.
t o o h a r d t o f a k e i t
nothing can replace it
. i have more feelings for you,
than any other girl ever will.
Never let success get to your head
and never let failure get to your heart.
. True faith is to have confidence in who God is
if i kept you too close, it was becuase i wanted to keep you longer.
- a walk to remember
talk to her; she's a girl
the reason she doesn't talk first
is because she has the vision of a boy
who will go out of his way for her
Stop planning your life and let it plan itself.
Quit trying to find the perfect boy, let him find you.
its not like I wanna be the only girl in your life.
I just wanna be the only one that matters
you should never give up... just learn to let go.
and for a minute there
i thought you were worth my time.
She's just a stupid girl.
who sets her hopes too high.
He's just a stupid guy.
who doesn't know what's in front of him.
he smiles then looks away
& you wonder just maybe that smile;
meant something he couldn't say.
She gives people advice,
makes them happy,
just because she can't help herself
...hope you can find something you like out of all these..i knows its alot..but i was not really sure of what kind you where looking for!!
Cute Funny Quotes Biography
I have friends who are great joke-tellers. They time their lines perfectly. But, "joke delivery" was never my cup of tea. I excel in sharing cute funny quotes. And somehow, it seems to get my listeners' funny bone. You can also work on being a funny person by using some cute funny quotes. Start with this page of funny quotes.
Barry Goldwater
I think any man in business would be foolish to fool around with his secretary. If it's somebody else's secretary, fine.
Roger Kahn
I was showing early symptoms of becoming a professional baseball man. I was lying to the press.
Robert Paul
My computer goes down on me more often than my girlfriend.
Miguel de Unamuno
Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion.
Alexander Woollcott
All the things I really like are either immoral, illegal or fattening.
Ron Nesen
Nobody believes the official spokesman, but everybody trusts an unidentified source.
Jay Leno
Don't forget Mother's Day… or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.
Tom Snyder
If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?
Benjamin Franklin
Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.
Anonymous
Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
Confidence: wear it like make-up!
Stop planning your life, and let it plan itself. Quit trying to find the perfect boy & let him find you. If you dont want drama then dont talk ****. Things are only as complicated as you make them..
she was the kind of girl that never let the guys get the best of her, that didn’t fall in love easily, until that one guy came along
It’s not cause I don’t like you, it’s just that I’m scared of loving and losing
she’s not perfect, & neither is he
but together, they just might be
& most of all;
i’m scared of not being
good enough.
take no one for granted
because the truth is
no one waits forever <3
it’s like half of me wants to be with him &&
the other half wants to seriously get over him
You’ve been with a lot of different girls,
& i don..t want to be just another girl...
You don’t love someone because they’re perfect,
you love them in spite of the fact that they’re not.
True love doesn’t mean you wont break up it means you’ll always get back together. And it doesn’t mean you won’t fight it just means you will fight together.
God never brings you anything
you can’t handle. If he brings
you to it, he’ll bring you through it.
& in the end
people always turn out to be
who they promised they wouldn’t.
everyone has things they regret in life...
but i don’t regret anything because one
way or another, it led me to you <3
Being around you, makes me feel like
for once in my life I don’t have to try to be happy-
it just happens.
For once in her life,
she just wants some one
to take a chance with her,
to show them that she can be worth it.
Well, I was going to leave
but then I realized
I would rather fight with you
than ever love anyone else
She taught herself not to care anymore...
She thinks she’s getting better but really:
she’s just used to the pain
It’s crazy when you think you
actually mean something to
someone, and then, they just turn
around and prove you wrong.
I never wanted anything but to be everything to you.
And she is barely hanging on because she knows she can’t let go.
I want to be that girl. He’s scared to lose. The ONE he can’t walk away from knowing she’s mad at him. The ONE who can’t fall asleep with0uT her voice being the last ONE he hears....the ONE he wouldn’t kn0w.wHat. to.dO.witHout <3
Goodbyes make you think.
They make you realize what you’ve had,
what you’ve lost,
&& what you’ve taken for granted.
At one point or another... You will realize he doesn’t care. And you’re missing out on someone that does.
Let's set the record straight.
No one makes me smile
quite like you do
let's run away ;
we'll never look back.
t o o h a r d t o f a k e i t
nothing can replace it
. i have more feelings for you,
than any other girl ever will.
Never let success get to your head
and never let failure get to your heart.
. True faith is to have confidence in who God is
if i kept you too close, it was becuase i wanted to keep you longer.
- a walk to remember
talk to her; she's a girl
the reason she doesn't talk first
is because she has the vision of a boy
who will go out of his way for her
Stop planning your life and let it plan itself.
Quit trying to find the perfect boy, let him find you.
its not like I wanna be the only girl in your life.
I just wanna be the only one that matters
you should never give up... just learn to let go.
and for a minute there
i thought you were worth my time.
She's just a stupid girl.
who sets her hopes too high.
He's just a stupid guy.
who doesn't know what's in front of him.
he smiles then looks away
& you wonder just maybe that smile;
meant something he couldn't say.
She gives people advice,
makes them happy,
just because she can't help herself
...hope you can find something you like out of all these..i knows its alot..but i was not really sure of what kind you where looking for!!
Cute Funny Quotes
Cute Funny Quotes
Cute Funny Quotes
Cute Funny Quotes
Cute Funny Quotes
Cute Funny Quotes
Cute Funny Quotes
Cute Funny Quotes
Cute Funny Quotes
Cute Funny Quotes
Cute Funny Quotes
No comments:
Post a Comment