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A collection of the best "About me" funny status updates. One-liners to use as your Facebook Status, for Tweets, or on your profile page.

A great collection of cute and hilarious quotes and phrases to tell your online friends something amusing about yourself!

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I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. ~Walt Disney

I love you like crazy, baby 'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. ~Pixie Foudre

I never knew how to worship until I knew how to love. ~Henry Ward Beecher

I love you not because I need you, I need you because I love you. ~Philippos

I love you, not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you. ~Roy Croft

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. ~Elizabeth Barrett Browning

I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you. ~ Unknown Author

I may not get to see you as often as I like. I may not get to hold you in my arms all through the night. But deep in my heart I truly know, you're the one that I love, and I can't let you go. ~Unknown Author

I ran up the door, closed the stairs, said my pajamas, and put on my prayers. Turned off the bed, and hopped into the light, all because you kissed me good night. ~Unknown Author

I learned the real meaning of love. Love is absolute loyalty. People fade, looks fade, but loyalty never fades. You can depend so much on certain people, you can set your watch by them. And that's love, even if it doesn't seem very exciting.~Sylvester Stallone

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I want to be your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye. ~Unknown Author

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. ~Groucho Marx

I sold my memoirs of my love life to Parker Brothers and they are going to make a game out of it. ~Woody Allen

If a star fell each time I thought about you then the moon would truly realise what loneliness is really like. ~Unknown Author

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. ~Rita Rudner

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. ~David Bissonette

I wish I had the guts to walk away from what we had. But I can't because I know you won't come after me, and that's what hurts the most. ~Unknown Author

I was married for nine years. Eight of those years were very passionate. But… well, passion's a mild word for it, really. It's… well, it was more like war. ~Alan Bates

If I could be any part of you, I'd be your tears. To be conceived in your heart, born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips. ~Unknown Author.

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I was finally getting over you and actually believing I didn't need you. I was finally accepting you had another girl. Then you smiled at me and ruined it all. ~Unknown Author

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? ~ Unknown Author

If music be the food of love, play on... ~William Shakespeare

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? ~Edith Ann

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? ~Unknown Author

If so many men, so many minds, certainly so many hearts, so many kinds of love. ~Leo Tolstoy

If love is great, and there are no greater things, then what I feel for you must be the greatest. ~Unknown Author

If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden. ~Claudia Ghandi

If I had never met you, I wouldn't like you. If I didn't like you, I wouldn't love you. If I didn't love you, I wouldn't miss you. But I did, I do, and I will. ~lbfos

If I could give you one thing in life, I would give you the ability to see yourself through my eyes, only then would you realize how special you are to me. ~Unknown Author

If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand. ~Unknown Author

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